Oreo: So that’s one bacons pizza, three double bacons burgers, one bacons spaghetti, a large bacons and cheese fries and a side of extra bacons.
Mom: Oreo who are you talking to?
Oreo: The restaurant. I am ordering dinners.
Mom: Oh how thoughtful! I won’t have to cook!
Oreo: I said I’m ordering dinners, I didn’t say they was your dinners mom…